i have no idea what this is

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

hi:

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

airalys:

D.R.E.A.M

dogs run everywhere around me

laughbitches:

Me while walking in the hallways

image

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

me: feels lonely
me: isolates self

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

otterboxes:

sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes

dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol
orgsasm:

no blow jobs in my lobby

orgsasm:

no blow jobs in my lobby