i have no idea what this is

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

desnasbooty:

The Red Lotus first and last appearances.

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

flying comes in handy to kiss ur tall gf

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

flying comes in handy to kiss ur tall gf

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

diaemyung:

And I love you all. Thank you, and I will never stop supporting and creating happiness. (I found a spelling-mistake. I wrote ‘biosexual’ by mistake.)

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

kikaijima:

why cant fuckin weebs just accept that klk is fanservice like fuck goddamnit you can enjoy it and still admit it it’s kind of gross. you’re allowed to do that. people don’t care as long as you arent pretending ryuuko’s titties out has goddamn biblical meaning

microcomets:

do you ever just

they love each other so much

glorfyndel:

all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’

  • nerd loser
  • utter dork 
  • sweet precious baby
  • trASH BAG FROM HELL
massartlegacy:

submission

massartlegacy:

submission

To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.