i have no idea what this is

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

intertnet:

Is there a scholarship for trying

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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mikalopsia:

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

llamadonna:

vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

animedisliker:

i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me

he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily

seymourguado:

there need to be more bizarre locations in fantasy games:

imagine this

- a sea of literal dicks

- the lair of the panty dragons

- the sun made out of a peeled orange 

- neopets