omg guys i just got called cool today ///////////////////////////////
I love how it took him a moment
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
a gem I found at the farmers market once
if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough
petition to throw perez hilton into an active volcano
Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month